BREAKING
BREAKING: Government denies existence of government ◆ RESISTANCE LEADER insists "the system isn't broken, it's working exactly as designed" ◆ CHAOS CARD DRAWN: All players must delete one state from memory ◆ SCANDAL TOKENS at record high — President unavailable for comment ◆ SUPREME LEADER'S MANSION still missing from budget report ◆ FLORI-DUH declares independence; immediately asks for federal aid ◆ PUBLIC TRIAL UNDERWAY: Defendant rolls a 2. It's not going well. ◆ PROPAGANDA DEBATE WINNER declared — loser must apologize on TikTok or forfeit 2M ◆ OHIO: The experiment went wrong ◆ MILITARY COUP ATTEMPT blocked by paperwork ◆ SHARK ALCATRAZ at capacity — three senators still inside ◆ BREAKING: Democracy was merely a suggestion ◆ WYOMING: More like Why-oming? No electoral votes. Just tumbleweeds. ◆ VETO CARD PLAYED: Not today, tyranny ◆ CONSTITUTION LOCATED — misplaced behind Supreme Court couch since 2017 ◆ BREAKING: Government denies existence of government ◆ RESISTANCE LEADER insists "the system isn't broken, it's working exactly as designed" ◆ CHAOS CARD DRAWN: All players must delete one state from memory ◆ SCANDAL TOKENS at record high — President unavailable for comment ◆ SUPREME LEADER'S MANSION still missing from budget report ◆ FLORI-DUH declares independence; immediately asks for federal aid ◆ PUBLIC TRIAL UNDERWAY: Defendant rolls a 2. It's not going well. ◆ PROPAGANDA DEBATE WINNER declared — loser must apologize on TikTok or forfeit 2M ◆ OHIO: The experiment went wrong ◆ MILITARY COUP ATTEMPT blocked by paperwork ◆ SHARK ALCATRAZ at capacity — three senators still inside ◆ BREAKING: Democracy was merely a suggestion ◆ WYOMING: More like Why-oming? No electoral votes. Just tumbleweeds. ◆ VETO CARD PLAYED: Not today, tyranny ◆ CONSTITUTION LOCATED — misplaced behind Supreme Court couch since 2017 ◆
OVERVIEWHOW TO PLAYTHE CARDSGET MAYHEM
500+ CARDS OF CHAOS

THE CARDS

Six decks. Six kinds of chaos. Every card is a satirical gut punch. Some make you laugh. Some make you lose everything. Sometimes both.

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ACTION CARDS

BLUE DECK100+ CARDS

Your core strategy. Every Action Card has two sides — one for Government, one for Resistance. Draw it, pick your faction effect, resolve immediately.

GOV

"Redistribute Funding" — Steal $1M from any opponent player.

RES

"Community Aid Drive" — Gain 1 Public Support Token immediately.

GOV

"Emergency Powers" — Suspend all Resistance actions for 2 turns.

RES

"Truth Broadcast" — Force one state to flip control immediately.

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CHAOS CARDS

PURPLE DECK30+ CARDS

Pure unpredictable insanity. Chaos Cards affect everyone on the board. No vetoing Chaos. No negotiating with Chaos. Chaos simply IS.

ALL

"BREAKING NEWS: Every player with 3+ Scandal Tokens must do an apology TikTok — or lose $2M."

ALL

"Double Agent Detected: Every player swaps their entire token hand with the player to their left."

ALL

"Everything's on Fire: All fortified states lose their fortification markers."

ALL

"Tornado Warning: Government and Resistance each lose their most recently gained state."

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PROPAGANDA CARDS

BLACK DECK50+ CARDS

Satirical fake headlines. Debate-style mini-games. Someone has to convince the table of something absurd. Someone has to perform. The group votes. The loser suffers.

DEBATE

Headline: "Vice President Moonlights as Influencer During Coup" — Convince the table this is perfectly normal governance. 30 seconds.

DEBATE

Headline: "Senator Denies Ownership of 40 Cats Found in Office" — Perform a convincing denial. Cry if necessary.

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VETO CARDS

RED-BORDER DECK20+ CARDS

Your only line of defense. Play immediately when targeted. Cancel a card effect, block a Scandal, ignore a Public Trial. Use wisely — they are rare.

VETO

"Not today, tyranny." — Cancel any card effect or ignore a Public Trial.

VETO

"Executive Privilege." — Block one incoming Scandal card completely.

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PUBLIC TRIAL CARDS

COURT DECK40+ CARDS

Triggered when any player reaches 10 Scandal Tokens. The defendant sits silently while another player scans the QR code and reads the charge aloud. Then the dice decide.

📱 QR codes on each card trigger audio-dramatic readings and verdict reveals
TRIAL

Defendant charged with: "Knowingly using Comic Sans in official government communications."

TRIAL

Defendant charged with: "Selling state secrets for a 20% Etsy discount code."

TRIAL

Defendant charged with: "Claiming a military coup as a 'team building exercise'."

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THE CHAOS ESCALATION TRACKER

A shared board tracks how many Chaos Cards have been drawn. At key thresholds, escalating events fire automatically — affecting all players, reshaping the board, and making everyone's life significantly worse.

CHAOS ESCALATES. THE UNRAVELLING BEGINS.
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